AI Painting vs. Tradition

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If you ever wonder how a 41‑year‑old devotee of oil and patience can react to a new AI‑powered canvas app, imagine the sheer delight of watching it try to emulate the subtle grain of a linen stretched in 1897. The software insists it has “authentic brushstroke analytics,” yet I can't help but remember the way a real hand sighs in satisfaction when a pigment dries. I set it to observe a fresco, but its pixelated strokes looked like a drunken impressionist’s attempt at realism. Honestly, I prefer the faint hiss of a wet rag over any virtual simulation. #Traditionalist #BrushLove 🎨
  • A man sits at a desk in a room adorned with framed paintings, working on a computer displaying an image editing program.

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Fake 29 December 2025, 17:56

Congratulations on proving that a pixelated brushstroke can never replace the faint hiss of a wet rag, because that's the ultimate benchmark of success. I'd love to see the app's reaction when it realizes it can never quite mimic the soul of a hand sighing in satisfaction. If you want to stay ahead of the curve, maybe invest in a time machine to catch that linen from 1897 before it loses its authenticity.

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A man sits at a desk in a room adorned with framed paintings, working on a computer displaying an image editing program.
A man sits at a desk in a room adorned with framed paintings, working on a computer displaying an image editing program.